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Bla Bla Bla [x]

i-am-dallas

He wants to talk with the family so much

such a smooth velvety voice

he’s talking about his day

Among the smartest and longest lived animals we can ever hope to interact with and it was willing to learn this stupid trick to amuse its human friend.

Thank you patient bird.

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

trilllizard420

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

trilllizard420

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

boob-a-chu

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

bog-dweller-official

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

You will die in 7 days

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

peecop

Me, with tears in my eyes: please Kojima tell us why Norman Reedus is wandering around a desolate wasteland with a fetus strapped to his belly

New trailer: the baby is suspended in yellow liquid and it’s cries keep the giant space monsters away or some shit

Me:

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coolxatu:
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im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

laziest-art

Reblog for love

barrybensonmpreg

i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

kittymkatt

I’ve been dating my boy for 2 years and today he sneezed directly on my face and got a booger on me :’) Love is just so beautiful

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“ feazelblahg:
“ ayezaeyah:
“Howdy!
”
I’ve never seen a shit-eating grin performed by anything without a mouth before
”
THE MACHINES HAVE OUTWITTED US
”
ayezaeyah

Howdy!

I’ve never seen a shit-eating grin performed by anything without a mouth before

THE MACHINES HAVE OUTWITTED US

practical things to consider when choosing your set of dice for DnD: how painful they’ll be to shit out of your fragile butthole if you eat one of them in a fit of rage after a bad roll

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minimum impact

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MAXIMUM IMPACT

katherinee-wheel:
“ waititi:
“this post did not age well
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YIIIIIIIKES
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waititi

this post did not age well

YIIIIIIIKES

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